Nah, I am actually a alien using ponies as a means to slowly sap the life from your skull.
WHAT DO YOU THINK.
nope… not at all
what’s that? YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME?
uhhh, well you see, ummm… LOOK A DISTRACTION! *hides in a shrubbery*
yes i am
*Sings Proud to be a Brony*