Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
That myth in which Loki does something completely... →
chicksdigthephoenix: zarillo: ladyhistory: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim and whatever. ANYWAY, THEY KILLED THIAZI. SO SKADI IS LIKE “YOU ASSGARDHOLES” AND STORMS THEIR GATES ...
minerva-is-a-robot: PRESS PLAY AND SING IT DO...
siriused: if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry i’m confused too
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